Giuseppe Franco Doesn't Know Anything About Anything!

Right from his website:

THE FIRST HAIRDRESSER OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

For more than two decades only one man’s scissors have touched the hair of the most powerful man in the state of California, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and those scissors belong to Giuseppe Franco. Giuseppe has accompanied Gov. Schwarzenegger to Japan for a “Batman” promotional tour. As a trusted friend of the Governor, the two men have been together every step of the way from movie sets to he Sacramento State House, to his home and at all media appearances.

The Giuseppe Franco Salon caters to celebrities and people who want to be treated like celebrities. The following is a list of some of his most well known clients:

GOV. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
ASHTON KUTCHER
ADRIEN BRODY
CAST MEMBERS FROM “LORD OF THE RINGS”
SHARON STONE
SEAN PENN
MICKEY ROURKE
SYLVESTER STALLONE
THE CAST OF “THE SOPRANOS”
MICHAEL DOUGLAS
ANDREW DICE CLAY
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
DREW BARRYMORE
REO SPEEDWAGON
MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV
RICHARD GRIECO
KRISTY McNICHOL
SALLY KIRKLAND
BRIAN BOSWORTH
THE ZAPPA FAMILY
RAY “BOOM BOOM” MANCINI
MELISSA MANCHESTER
BRIAN SETZER
BELINDA CARLISLE
COSTAS MANDYLOR
STEVE JONES (THE SEX PISTOLS)
ROBIN ZANDER (CHEAP TRICK)
VIVIAN CAMPBELL (WHITE SNAKE)
ELLEN BARKIN
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
GARY BUSEY
JOE PESCI
FOREIGNER
KIRSTIE ALLEY
DANNY AIELLO
JON LOVITZ
MARLA MAPLES
MEMBERS OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
CARRIE OTIS
LOU FERRIGNO
TONY CURTIS
THE CAST OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS
ROBERT DAVI
STEVEN BALDWIN
CHARLIE SHEEN
LOUIS MIGUEL
DON JOHNSON
ERIK ESTRADA
ROSEANNE
JACK SCALIA
BARBRA STREISAND
DAVID SCHWIMMER
JON BON JOVI
BENICIO DEL TORO
MENA SUVARI
JOHNNY DEPP
BRAD PITT

So if you want to get your head or hair treated by a guy who doesn't own or know anything than Giuseppe's your man.